Sunday, April 12, 2009

How Does Robert Get His Hair Like That?


How does he get his hair to look like that? Many people ask that. Most people have the wrong answer. He doesn't put a bottle of hair jell in his hair every week. He does something so simple. But also really gross. Let's just say it's all natural. He... doesn't... wash his hair. Last time I cheched, he hadn't washed his hair for 6 weeks. He said that he knows it's gross. And it is, isn't it. But you can hardly tell. And... I don't think it matters all to much. At least he washes it sometimes. Right? I bet we all still love him just as much. Even though we now know his dirty little secret.

1 comment:

  1. EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!! That's so gross. I can't believe it! But that's okay I still love him anyway.

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